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I have a ‘Garfield’ as my pet!

Posted Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

It’s been long since I wrote something regarding dream. Had one funny dream last night. Shared with the siao gang over breakfast and they called my cat Doraemon! I prefer Garfield to Doraemon. Lol! Over with discussion, time to pen it down. :)

I was in a house, a big, olden-designed-house. And there was this cat – big, furry, orange cat with the length of my right arm. Bigger than the average cat size, I would say. The best thing is the cat can talk! I mean I can talk to the cat and the cat can talk back! Just like puss’ in boot in the movie Shrek. But that cat is small. My dream’s cat is BIG!

And the best-est thing is, he can stand on his hind legs, twist the doorknob with the two cute paws and open the door! (I know things like this only happens in dream, so let me be happy about it okay? :P )

It was wondering around in the house, asking me to rear him. Initially I don’t want to, since I dislike cat, but just as he’s about to leave, I agreed and asked him to stay. I remembered seeing my mum in the kitchen, washing up fishes that she bought at the market and asking her to feed some to my orangey cat. Yes, I called my cat orangey! And he’s cute and furry! (Can’t believe I rear a cat in my dream! @.@)

The cat follows me to wherever I go. I found myself walking in an old wet market with my sister, when suddenly my cat told me that he’s weak and need food. And I had to carry my cat like a baby because he was too weak to walk. We stopped at old fishmonger’s stall and asked my cat which fish he likes. He pointed at the blue fish. We got him that and he’s back to feet after munching on those! My cat is quite a frequent eater. I remembered feeding him quite often in the dream. Probably that’s why he’s so big! Lol!

I don’t mind having a cat if he’s that furry and big and orange in colour and able to talk and open the door like the cat in the dream! But since that’s really impossible, I’ll never rear a cat lor. Haha!

Hello reality!

As stated in my FB status earlier, I’m now in the land of reality after being in dreamworld for 2 days. lolololol~

Yesterday was a BLAST! Unexpected happened – luckily able to settle it in time; rain did fall but THANK GOD it stopped just before we got out from the hall; and got to take pictures with lots friends! Thanks to those who came! You really made my day! :)

And the fun didn’t stop there. Met up with the gila KL gang after that; lots laughters and pictures taken; and we only willing to go back at 2 in the morning (after a midnight movie). Tiring, but fun!

I’ll try covering about yesterday in details, in few days time hopefully. Just wanna make a quick update and convey my thanks to those who gave me wonderful gifts. Yes, this post is specially dedicated to them.

THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…………………………..

I’M OFFICIALLY GRADUATED!!!!! *Wheeeeeeee*

Satisfied with our morning breakfast, we moved to our first destination – the lake of Tonle Sap. It was a jolly 20-30 minutes ride. But at that moment, I seriously didn’t have a clue on where we were heading to despite knowing the whole trip itinerary way before going Cambodia. Probably brain was still sleeping. Haha.

Our tour guide, Siya (or Ya) is a friendly person. He broke the ice by introducing himself and brief us his country, the history and the culture. He’s a soft spoken guy, so accompanied with the noise coming from the van’s engine, those sitting at the back of the van couldn’t hear anything at all. Probably should install a mic in the van then everyone can hear loud and clear.

We passed by this kampung area where we could see a bright arch on top of a hill from afar. As we moved closer, I could see the stairs leading up to the temple on top. I noticed that there is a small gazebo at the middle of the hill. Before asking out what’s that, Ya explained that is a temple where the villagers especially the fishermen go there to pray for safety and well-being as well as big catches from the river.

(more…)

Funny thing happened to me today. Here it goes…

I was driving back from work. Like usual, I took the bridge which supposed to be faster way to head home. At 5.30 in the afternoon, the traffic already built up at the ramp going up to the bridge from Bayan Lepas area.

Seeing the massive jam (at least it’s not static), I was kinda ‘stressed out’. Moreover the rude drivers encounter, the hunger pang I had since 4, the insufficient sleep and rest – all attributed to me being very hot tempered.  But I managed to keep myself calm and focus by blasting the songs from the radio and constantly telling myself to relax.

The ramp soon connects to the bridge where 2 lanes becomes 4 ‘lanes’. It’s supposed to be 3 lanes, but due to ‘no-white-lines’ drawn on the road, people just squeezed their way through. I was on the outer lane from the ramp; so as I drove further, the traffic became very congested and slow as the lane I was in sort of ‘combined’ with the inner lane of the bridge. But luckily most drivers were patient and tolerant – allowing one car from each lane moved into the middle lane.

When it was my turn, I knew that I could just followed closely to the car in front of me but because I thought that I should be thoughtful and allow the car on my left (a Spectra) to go through, so I slowed down and… to my horror, the car behind the Spectra (which is a Waja) trailed the Spectra so darn closely and almost ‘kissed’ my car.

Seriously, I was very pissed off. I purposely slowed down to see who’s this donkeih driver.

As the Waja drove past me, this ‘face’ greeted me…

There was this fella in the front passanger seat, wore the above mask, flatten his face against the car window and looked at me. Annoyed, I looked back at him – and I saw the rest (in the car) was looking at me too, including the driver. The driver is a cha boh. -.-”

They looked at me probably with the hope to see a shocked/hysterical me or something like that. Well since they wanted a reaction from me, this was what I did…

… with sarcasm behind the smile... where after I ‘smiled’, I frown at them.

And immediately all of them just ‘jerked off’ and talked/laughed among themselves – that I wasn’t sure. From their gesture, I guess I’ve reacted in a way that they didn’t foresee. Lol!

After I drove to outer lane, while they were still on the inner lane – probably finding another ‘victim’ to prank. Haha!

Now, to think of it, I should instantly flash out my handphone in the pretext of taking picture of the ghost-masked-person. Probably that time, he’ll do something differently – like pose for me?

Hahaha!

Hiao italy tapoh..

Posted Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009
Posted in funny | 4 Comments »
I got abit tensed up with those SPSS tutorials and works until this man or should I say ITALY MAN (don’t people from Italy called themselves Italian?) messaged me on MSN…


It just happened like half an hour ago…

ciggs2007@hotmail.com says:
hii

Angeline says:
hie.. may i know who r u?

ciggs2007@hotmail.com says:
ı m ıtaly man

Angeline says:
italy man?
(damn suspicious d)

ciggs2007@hotmail.com says:
yes

Angeline says:
i see..
where you get my msn contact from?
(feeling very very weird)

ciggs2007@hotmail.com says:
u want see my hard big dick now ? ı m naked and hard

Angeline says:
really? why not i show ur dick to my male colleague who sits beside me and let him laugh real hard at u?
(annoyed)

ciggs2007@hotmail.com says:
ı m very hard and ı want cum now

Angeline says:
go on.. go on.
im not interested

ciggs2007@hotmail.com says:
why?
later ok ?

Angeline says:
well.. now or later oso im not interested
im into girl
(getting annoyed, but still wanna continue talking cz tension)

ciggs2007@hotmail.com says:
ı want see your face only

Angeline says:
im ugly, fat and dark..
u sure u wanna see

ciggs2007@hotmail.com says:
yes
ı love ugly fat and dark

Angeline says:
i bet u’re ugly fat n dark too
that’s why u love one.
(time to release AK-16)

ciggs2007@hotmail.com says:
yes for u
ı m very hard now

Angeline says:
why you need a face when u’re hard n cuming soon?
plus, i got no time for this..
i rather talk to my girlfriends than waiting for u to cum..
(annoyance level tahap 50 d plus I don’t care bout his hardness can)

ciggs2007@hotmail.com says:
fast cum ı m very horny

Angeline says:
sorry pal, u’re horny, im not
so, go find other victim
go go
*shoo

ciggs2007@hotmail.com says:
u send my mail other horny girlfriends
ciggs2007@hotmail.com says:
ok?

(rolling eyes and annoyance level tahap 99.99!)
Angeline says:
sorry.. my horny gf only into me… not into some ITALY MAN

ciggs2007@hotmail.com says:
ı want show you now
u open face only

Angeline says:
what kind of ‘england’ u’re speaking now…
how to open face for god sake..

and he kept pestering me to webcam with him. I bid him goodbye and ended the conversation by blocking him.

Damn annoying sicko man.

Swt!

Normally, if I come across with this type of guy, I’ll block him directly. But today since I’m abit (seeing stars) after looking at the computer screen, so decided to continue this mo liu chat.

Lol!

Now back to my SPSS tutorial! :)

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