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Uncle, your money is on the floor

Posted Friday, April 1st, 2011
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Lunch came and we went down to cafeteria for lunch. Like usual, we would walk past the cashier counter to get to the buffet area and off and on I would greet uncle (the owner of the cafeteria’s catering) with a simple hello or just uncle with smile.

Didn’t know why that moment, my mind turned mischievous.

Casually, I went by him and said “uncle, your money is on the floor” and slowly went by.

Few seconds later, uncle casually tilted his head side way, looked down on the floor before looking up at me saying,

where got?

…and that’s when I said, “April Fool!”.

The rest laughed so loud that I swear it was as loud as the sound of thunder! I actually felt bad cz I didn’t expect or foresee that type of response. I quickly took a look at him. Luckily, he laughed.

Still, I apologised to him for playing a prank on him but he said, Ah, it’s okay. It’s a good prank… before finishing the sentence with, “eh! Your money falls on to the floor.”

Both of us laughed. :D

And I heard he uses the joke on other people. Haha!

ix. The Golden Church.

Posted Monday, September 6th, 2010

It was one hell of a roller coaster ride from Vigan to Laoag. Our driver drove as though he’s Pilipino version of Jenson Button (let’s call him Jenseon Button since I don’t know his name, lol!) in a McLaren F1 car and all of us couldn’t help but to squeak when our car went too near to the car in front of us.

The entire 2 hours journey, we were either laughing our heads off because of some funny jokes or yelling for help because of the F1-ness in our driver’s blood. Sat had car sick and mild ‘heart attack’ as he sat next to Jenseon Button who was showing off his skill on road!

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v. Detour

Posted Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

To plan a trip isn’t easy. You need to think of the places to go (and see), the costs, accommodation, and of course transportation. Then you need to link all them up to create a flow in the trip. You will need plan B and even C for unforeseen circumstances.

Lot of things to do, you bet!

That’s why before coming to Philippines; I read a lot. I do really mean when I say A LOT. Most on the transportation to the North of Luzon. I know those places, transportation might be expensive and should someone try to cut-throat us, we can always resort to the public transportation as they are the cheapest means to go about.

I was recommended, or should I say the travel sites in the internet recommends tourists to take Partas as they’re more reliable and consists as well as punctual in time. So when we faced with a detour in Manila, we immediately opted for Partas Bus Terminal in Cubao, Quezon.

Believe me, we were like going through Amazing Race in Manila with all the running and rushing. We had totally freaking massive adrenaline rush on the first day!

When we arrived at the bus terminal, Sat immediately went and queued at the ticket counter for our tickets while we waited at the side. It costs us 545 pesos (RM39.79) and will take us 8 hours to get to Vigan.

After getting our tickets, we went for dinner at a cafeteria near the bus terminal. The cafeteria sells something like economic rice in Malaysia. There is 5-6 selection of dishes to choose from on the food display cases to go with a plate of white rice. Sat and I took 3 dishes to share. It costs 450 pesos (RM32.85) for 2 plates of rice, 3 dishes and 2 bottles of water.

After dinner, we boarded the bus and not long after that, the bus began its journey.

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ii. The zhhh story.

Posted Friday, August 6th, 2010

Once we finished our lunch, we walked to one of the shop in the mall to fix the iPhone’s problem that Satkuru and David were having. After that we got out of the mall to the taxi stop and waited for one. Hannah asked us to wait for her there and then disappeared to somewhere. While waiting for her and the taxi, the guys took few pictures of the area. A policeman approached us and spoke to Steven in Tagalog.

Steven just nodded and said okay.

We asked if he knows what the policeman said, he said he didn’t know but probably it got to do with the phototaking. Lol.

Immediately all of us stop taking picture and just stood there. Hannah came and told us that she managed to get a taxi. But looking at the size of the taxi, we knew that we had to get another one. So, we left SM Megamall for GoHotels.ph in Mandaluyong in 2 taxis.

In the taxi, I told Hannah on the policeman and asked her if she knows why. She then said, “Oh, no pictures taking are allowed in Ortigas and Makati.

Then all of us were like Ohhh… No wonder la!

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Lol on Monday!

Posted Monday, July 26th, 2010

I saw this news on the twitter and so I clicked on the link.

And guess what came out?

Category : Tasteless?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

What a day to start my Monday. Lol!

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